Tuesday, September 07, 2010 ..:: The Command Deck ::.. Register  Login
 Earth News of Interest

New mass UFO sighting sends Chinese media into frenzy
Photos have come to light and film footage is expected to surface.
— All News Web

Massive UFO development: China might disclose soon
Chinese Observatory claims to have have forty minutes of UFO footage from this year's eclipse sighting.
— All News Web

Why will we always be captivated by UFOs

As Google is taken over by aliens, a look at why unexplained lights in the sky continue to fascinate.
— The Guardian

I have been abducted by aliens, says Japan's first lady
Miyuki Hatoyama, wife of Japan's Prime Minister-elect, says she has traveled to Venus.
— The Independent

'Orange Blob' UFO drops low over Jessup, PA
Witness said the descending object was the size of a car.
— Examiner.com

Artificial life will be created 'within months'
Dr Craig Venter said his researchers have overcome one of the last big hurdles to making a synthetic organism.
— Daily Mail

Killer Asteroids May Escape NASA's Notice
NASA estimates there are about 20,000 asteroids and comets in our solar system that are potential threats to Earth.
— Discovery

Giant 'meat-eating' plant found
The pitcher plant is so big that it can catch rats as well as insects in its leafy trap.
— BBC News

Skywatchers set for meteor shower
The Perseids occur when the Earth passes through dusty cometary debris.
— BBC News

Wheat Formation Inside Ancient Celtic Settlement
The pattern looks rigidly detailed from the air but messy on the ground.
— Earthfiles

Florida triangle UFO video case termed 'true unknown'
A Wesley Chapel, Florida, triangle UFO sighting has been termed a "true unknown" by MUFON.
— Examiner.com

UFO invades BBC breakfast
A UFO mystery has been sparked after a flashing light was spotted on BBC breakfast television.
— The Sun

Alien sightings reported in Florida
Family claims more than five alien encounters have taken place at their North Port, Florida home.
— nbc-2.com

Mars monument 'proof of life'
A rectangular structure was photographed by a super high resolution camera on the Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter.
— The Sun

UFO or bizarre natural phenomenon?
An image of a boulder-like object that appears as if suspended mid-air has China's paranormal researchers totally stumped.
— All News Web

Egyptian Statue Looks Just Like Michael Jackson!
The spitting image limestone sculpture has been on display at museum since 1988.
— The Insider

 User Activity
ProstheticCunt is now friends with crystalmethnightmare.ProstheticCunt is now friends with crystalmethnightmare. 2:44 PM 8/8/2010
crystalmethnightmare is now friends with ProstheticCunt.crystalmethnightmare is now friends with ProstheticCunt. 2:44 PM 8/8/2010
Skullbuggery666 updated their profile pic.Skullbuggery666 updated their profile pic. 10:37 AM 8/2/2010
chainsawvaginoplasty updated their profile pic.chainsawvaginoplasty updated their profile pic. 4:04 PM 7/30/2010
CDB at peace.CDB at peace. 7:42 PM 7/7/2010
ProstheticCunt is now friends with AsherTOWN.ProstheticCunt is now friends with AsherTOWN. 4:39 AM 7/1/2010
AsherTOWN is now friends with ProstheticCunt.AsherTOWN is now friends with ProstheticCunt. 4:39 AM 7/1/2010
$m3gm4 updated their profile pic.$m3gm4 updated their profile pic. 10:45 PM 6/30/2010
AsherTOWN Strong south african chronic invades my fucken brain!!!! .AsherTOWN Strong south african chronic invades my fucken brain!!!! . 5:28 PM 6/30/2010
Eric Powell created their profile.Eric Powell created their profile. 11:12 AM 6/27/2010
 Latest crap for sale!
 Prosthetic Fucking Cunt News!
Work has begun!!! - Saturday, February 27, 2010

Work has begun on the next Prosthetic Cunt release!!! There's no title yet but we're sure we'll come up with something fucking stupid and pointless! More details soon... or not. Fuck you, asshole.

 
Patches motherfuckers! - Wednesday, February 03, 2010

Prosthetic Cunt Embroidered Patches in stock again!! Buy them now or we'll shit on your sisters tits!

 
Welcome mother fuckers!  Welcome mother fuckers!

:•: begin transmission :•:

Puny earthlings! Welcome to the all new ProstheticCunt.com, the official web site for the interplanetary scab-ripping futuristic alien porno gore grind phenomenon. We've been hard at work on tons of new transmissions which we hope to unleash in the next few weeks. Prosthetic Cunt is also going to be moving away from traditional earth media distribution methods.

We are happy to announce that you can now subscribe to the web site for as low as $9.99 per year and receive ALL of the Prosthetic Cunt songs released to date. Plus you will have access to all future songs released during your subscription period. You can't fucking beat that with a rented dick can you! That's access to over 60 songs as of December 2008 with more coming next year for less than the cost of a CD in the fucking stores. Not only do you get the music when you subscribe but you also get percentage discounts in our store just for being a member! Go fuck that deal with your mom's dick, ya douche pickle!

So visit our Store page and check out the subscription items for more details.


Prosthetic Cunt Free Demo Pack
is now available in 320k mp3. All you need to do is register for free and you can download the demo along with a bunch of shit like wallpapers for your desktop. Enjoy it Earthlings!

 

 :•: end transmission :•:

 
 Subscribe for Full Access!
1 Year of Website Access  

Item code Level1Year
Band ProstheticCunt.com
Price $14.99
 Product Information 
 Who's on the site
Members Who's on the site:
 Your Stupid Planet
 More Your Stupid Planet
 Latest Users
timmyg
ezzer
olddirtybeaver666
xtremeshredder
Skullbuggery666
chainsawvaginoplasty
MetalxorxDIE
$m3gm4
crystalmethnightmare
Anal Phlegm
subhumanoidsecretion
AsherTOWN
CDB
jenb611
crzymetal666
309misbehaviors
kenn vrang
grindyomomma
sakurapups
Monster
 Now you can fuck music!

Check it out girls! Now you can hook up your ipod to your prosthetic fuck sticks and actually bang our noise!

 Earthling Survey
How would you react to news of an alien species being discovered?



  View Results
You must sign in to vote in this survey.
 Shameless fucking commercial advertising that brings us more money! (Log in and this goes away)
       
Copyright 2009-2012 ProstheticCunt.com   Terms Of Use  Privacy Statement