The release that started it all! This is the debut CD from Prosthetic Cunt. 40 songs of pure alien metal chaos in just around 20 minutes. FYDWAFVFS is sure to scare the shit out of the strongest metal fans! Farmers hide your daughters, strippers get that escort to the car, and whores just better stay in. Prosthetic Cunt deliver on this groundbreaking media signal. Released in 2001 it is now available in CD format in our store as well as high quality mp3s as part of our site subscriptions.

All 40 songs are available to yearly subscribers.

 "I've Been Bad with Sound"

The second transmission from your favorite fucking aliens. Kom2 and LSC-25 deliver an all out assault on sound! This release was originally transmitted through Relapse Records in the form of a split vinyl 7" record with the Earth band NEMO. This ultra mini release is long out of print on vinyl but is now available digitally remastered through our web store. This is the first time this has been officially released in a format other than vinyl record.

All 7 songs are available to yearly subscribers.

This third transmission from the boys marks a new era in sound battery. This digital debut is the first release to be an "Internet First" transmission. The old methods of media distribution are weak and allow too many humans to stick their stupid fingers in it. We will be bypassing all human involvement and dealing with you directly. It is the logical thing to do. Plus it allows us to lower the price to a low subscription fee. Blah, blah, fucking blach. What a bunch of interplanetary used car salesmen we are! Just dig the fucking music nevermind how you get it.

All 14 songs are available to yearly subscribers.

"Building Better Bitches"

The long awaited BBB is now available as of February 2009! All the transmissions are finally finished and available in the MyDownloads section. 13 disgusting tracks of stupidity for Friday the 13th! Features the new and improved LSC version 25. LSC24 was vaporized in a human spawning experiment. Put on your night-vision goggles and sneak into your big-tittied neighbor's house and blast your spermazoa on those milky duds. Probe your way through such classics as; Pixel Pants Hates Me, Everyone is Gay and Stupid, Namal and many more!

All 13 songs are available to yearly subscribers.

"Sufficiently Stoned!"

Yes that's right! Your favorite fucking idiots are stoned and at it again. "Sufficiently Stoned" is now available for all you fools that were dumb enough to contribute to our pot and alcohol fund by subscribing! 20 new fucking songs to grind your mind into pulp. Enjoy such instant classics as; Mad Man Marcum Threw the Screw and Fucked Us All, Dairy 4 Death Metal, Titanium Toenail and many more stupid titles that have almost nothing to do with the song. Start downloading fools and comment back here on how much you hate it. EAT MORE HUMANZ!!!!

All 20 songs are available to yearly subscribers.